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Ketchup elder prepares his son for battle

Ketchup elder prepares his son for battle

$120.00
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Original artwork:

Acrylic on 12” diameter canvas

Hotdog samurai lore:

Most historians completely glaze over the fact that both the ketchup clan and mustard warriors used performance enhancing substances before and even during battle. In this painting, we see a ketchup elder preparing a younger warrior for battle by giving him a dose of royal condiment. While this behavior was formally forbidden, the war waged on for so long that each side bent the rules to gain any advantage they could find. Tragically, no amount of performance enhancers could stop Elon Musk from being born.

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