The Condiment War of 69 AD
Original, framed artwork:
9”x12” Watercolor & Ink
Hotdog samurai lore:
In the great Condiment War of 69 AD, hotdog samurai brutalized one another with fish slaps, hair pulling, and a little titty twisting to settle an ancient debate: mustard or ketchup. The battle of attrition lasted for 80085 days and came to an end when the hotdog samurai joined forces. They discovered a time travel machine and jumped to the year 2026 on a mission haunt the homes of famous Gen-Z YouTubers.
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